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noun. When engaging in sexual activity with a particularly flexible girl (gymnast, ballerina, etc.), lift the girl's hips and push them directly over her face, so that her knees are alongside both sides of her head. By then penetrating her vaginally from the other side, there will be unavoidable scrotal slappage to the face. In this way, the testicles are like small fists punching a punching bag, and her face is like said punching bag. When performed at a rapid tempo, can be referred to as the speed bag. Note, this move becomes much easier to pull off when the female has great flexibility or the male has really droopy balls.
After finding out that the girl sitting next to him at the bar was a yoga instructor, Franklin's first thought was that he would take her home and have a shot at the punching bag.
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As Bonnie was being slapped repeatedly in the face by Herman's testicles, she protested, "Hey! Easy there! What do I look like? A punching bag?!" Herman responded, "Bingo."
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To punch someone in the throat.
"Did you see Bruce turkey punch that guy yesterday? "
"Yeah! He's gonna have to eat apple sauce for a week!"
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Un golpe al culo de la novia que causa tension en el ano de la novia. Este acto le da mucha satisfaccion al novio. Que bueno!
"Cuno! Otro burro punch! Mierda!"
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The act of punching someone in the genitals. It may be used for both males and females and the the act of doing such may be done for both genders.
i'm gonna give you a punch in the junk
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Addition to the 'squirrel grip' - which is inserting your thumb in a woman's vagina, and your index finger in her anus (other way around if she is in 'doggy' position)
The hole punch is when you squirrel grip a lady so intensely, a new hole is created between the anus and vagina. Therefore, every-time this woman shits in the future, she shits out her anus AND vagina.
"Man, I must have hole punched a bird last night, because she pushed out a chocolate baby in the morning"
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To make a fist and raise then lower it into the air multiple times in appreciation of what you see or hear.
Also a kick ass three piece wedding band based in the United Kingdom.
This wedding band really makes me want to punch the air with the awesome tunes they are performing.
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A snookie punch is when a chick gets punched or sucker punched in the face.
'Snookie punch is named after mtv's famous reality show, Jersey Shore. A pop culture reference to the character Nicole Polizzi, a self proclaimed "guidette" nicknamed Snookie, after she was sucker punched at 'The Beachcomber Bar' while having a good time with the rest of the cast of Jersey Shore at the end of season 1, episode 4: Fade To Black.'
Other variations of the word are Snookers punch, Snickers punch or any variation of Snookie's nickname botched by her house mates during the season.
Carlo: This girl is ragging on everything I do. I will snookie punch her if she doesn't STFU.
Dino: I'm going to snookie punch you when you're not looking.
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