put humpty dumpty back toghther

Putting Humpty Dumpty back together means that someone has accomplished a very difficult if not impossible task.

Spending the weekend with me and making sure that I was healthy was no less feat than "put humpty dumpty back toghther"

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Put your balls in your pocket

1. To grow a pair and do what you have to do. Usually used when someone doesn't want to do something for fear of rejection, being let down or pure nervousness.

2. To force yourself to do something even if it means that it may lead to possible failure.

Jon: I wish I could talk to her...but she's way out of my league man.

Kyle: ...Dude...put your balls in your pocket and just do it!...You're pissin me off...



Courtney: So, did you talk to David today?

Nikki: Yeah. I almost bailed twice...but I realized that I had to put my balls in my pocket and just do it.

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You put your finger in the cheese

A phrase for when you’ve really messed up.

Oh my god! I can’t believe you sent that email. You put your finger in the cheese with that one.

Put a pillow on your fridge day

On may 29:th its put a pillow on your fridge day, this means that you have to put a pillow on your fridge or else you will be banished to another realm

Person 1: May 29:th is coming up, get your pillow ready for put a pillow on your fridge day!
Person 2: Shit I gotta get my pillow, I dont wanna be banished to the underworld

Who put sand in her vagina

A term used to describe old, irritating, irrational old people. Sand in vagina's can be irritating and make people a bunch of assholes to be/ work with.

Student 1- So I drew that damn picture and that old bitch the principle gave me a one week suspension. I'm totally fucked when I get home.

Student 2- damn dude, who put sand in her vagina

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rode hard and put up wet

a term that originated with people that ride horses, since you are supposed to brush them and groom them after a workout; now used to refer to the way a promiscuous woman looks

That overpainted middle-aged hussy looks like she's been rode hard and put up wet.

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Putting a foot up your ass

This is what good parents and teachers do when they are concerned for your health and safety. It means that play time is over. And is it time to be serious.

If you go near any hoes, or become one, I will put my foot so far up your ass? You will taste the leather from my boots, in your mouth. Don’t play; or you will FEEL me putting a foot up your ass.

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