A phrase used to indicate to your lesbian friend that she is "cockblocking" you.
"Damn Danny, I heard you tell her I'm butch, but you know that's not true. Why you gotta be a queef thief like that!"
Much like a normal queef , but with a rotten quality that will make your hair fall out.
Did you see Joe shaved his head?
No, are you sure Brenda didn't let out a radioactive queef?
A man who sucks a woman's queef into his urethra
John kept getting boner farts from being such a queef bandit
When the water shoots out of the side of under the dock and makes a noise when you step on it and weigh one side down.
Katelyn: Woah did you hear that? What was that noise?
Sam: It was just a dock queef, don't worry about it.
a queef that is so violent and loud, that it sounds like it came straight out of a whore
"GIRLLL I JUST WHORE QUEEFED LIKE A MINUTE AGO-"
"OH MY GOD SO DID I DSKSDJSDK"
Noun. A noisy release of non-rectal gas that was siphoned into and back out of skin folds
Verb. the act of releasing a noisy, non-rectal gas that was siphoned into and back out of skin folds
Noun
I hope the people interviewing me for the job knew it was a crease queef, not a fart.
Verb
I crease queefed when I knelt down to tie my shoe.
A queef while a girl is on her period.
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