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Stupid-looking male, often with short vertical hair, who appears as though he has become retarded by being pulled behind a car by his feet while his head dragged on the ground. See also dickhead
Who is that friction retard over there, who looks like he's fly-catching with his bottom lip?
Retarded in the feet means when ur soo retarded ur feet become retarded
When your big toe is shorter than the toe next to it.
“Sydney has retarded toes. Look! Her big toe isn’t the biggest toe.”
A person who was supposed to be born retarded.
Person 1: "Look at that bird."
Person 2: "That's a plane you illegitimate retard"
Some one who puts fingers up the ass of school teachers, so they can taste what the teacher had for lunch.
"Dude, a kid got put in detention for being a retarded Justin."
When a person does something so stupid or unexplainable that the only conclusion you can come to is that he/she is actually mentally disabled.
Wow, She is really stupid for going back out with Him, by Occom's Retard I can determine she is most likely mentally disabled.
A pain that increases so rapidly that all control of basic motor functions is lost and all you can manage to do is moan in agony.
Once while pushing a car in sandals my foot was in the path of the tire and as the car got right on top i became struck with Retarded Pain and was unable to push the car off until a friend helped me.