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when a person sitting on a toilet taking a shit gives oral sex to someone standing in front of them
yeah i got a grumpkin then gave her a reverse grumpkin
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When you've gone without sex so long that you think your virginity is growing back
Can we hook up? I haven't had sex in ages
No way dude
Alright. Thanks for the reverse sex
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Covert way of referring to an IUD (intrauterine device), a highly effective form of birth control which is inserted in the woman's uterus and prevents pregnancy for up to 12 years.
Since Shelly got a reverse DUI, she has not spent a single moment worrying about unplanned pregnancy.
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Beating the shit out of a ballsack until the erection has dissipated.
"He called me another woman's name during sex, so I got off and gave him a reverse handjob instead!"
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When someone (such as your snifacunt other) stacks objects (such as books) with those that are smaller at the bottom, and those that are LARGER at the top -- creating an extremely UNSTABLE pile that is destined to come crashing down.
When Cindy cleans the house, she creates reverse pyramids here and there, and then is AMAZED each and every time they fall down! If the Ancient Egyptians would have built their pyramids thusly, they would not have needed thousands of years to become ruins!
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When a person is giving someone a rim job and they fart causing their tongue to vibrate.
The D Man: Dude last night when that hood rat was giving me a rim job I gave her a reverse raspberry.
K-Daddy: serves that trick right.
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the day white ppl become slaves.the day where justice is served.
this is an example of reverse slavery:
black slave-master:pick the cotton whitey!
white slave:ok master,do u wanna bj afterwards
black slave-master:no u faggot
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