sleeve-rocking

Giving a hand job...hard

Woman: hey :)
Man: hey wanna give me a sleeve-rocking?
Woman: oh you know it ;)
(7 min later)
Man: al;sdkjfoiaslkjfslkdfjsifd, man you rock a mean sleeve
Woman: yeah you "came" to the right place!

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Indie rock

Rock written and preformed by artists more concerned with self-expression than self finance, often considered "hipster" music

Indie rock bands: The Wombats, The Pigeon Detectives, The Strokes, etc.

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Billy Rock

The Billy rock is an urban myth in which a guy named Billy had a micropenis so he shoved a rock down his cock to make it appear bigger. However Billy’s 5 year old boyfriend still thought it was too small

Damn what a big Billy Rock

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rock music

Lynyrd Skynyrd, George Thorogood and the Destroyers, The Rolling Stones, CRR.

"Gimme Back My Bullets," "Bad to the Bone," "Shattered," "Travelin' Band

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bro rock

genre of music usualy lumped in with lame bands like hinder, nickleback, godsmack, my chemical bromance i mean romance...sorry, korn, limp biscuit...ect.

Bro1:"yo bro, after we leave abercrombi you wanna go check out the hinder concert."
Bro2:"sure bro, maybe we can pick up some bro-hoes."
Bro1:"man, i love bro rock."

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crack rocks

the small pieces of crack cocaine that crackheads smoke

your mom smokes crack rocks

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soft rock

(n) In geology lingo, soft rock is sedimentary rock.

Willie is a soft rock geologist; he only digs shale and stuff.

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