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A threesome variation on the standard rusty trombone. While a girl is eating a guy's ass, she adds in a Dutch rudder for the other girl. Essentially guiding the other girls arm as she jacks off the guy's cock.
What a wild night, we even had a girl sitting Second chair rusty trombone.
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Second definition of "yankee"
What southern women call the string on a tampon.
All right now honeychile, give a pull on the yankee (second definition) and we'll get down to bidness.
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An “enhanced” second when one needs a prolonged period of time to get something done but want to say it in the dumbest way possible.
“When are you man.” “Give me a BIG BLACK NIGGA SECOND.”
You mount a girl you've only known for a little while from behind. Once you've established a rhythm, get a good grip then call her by the wrong name. If you can hang on for 7 seconds you get a score from the judges
Crazy 7 second rodeo ride last night after I called Amanda "Kayla." I held on though.
No, it won't, because we'll just be PLAYING ANOTHER AD after this one ends!
Why do YouTube videos hafta have a lot of da ads be da "Your video will begin in _ seconds" format which obliges you to fumingly wait for da entire ad to play out??? Why can't da commecrials all be da "You can skip ad in _ seconds" type, so dat you only hafta wait a few seconds and then get on with your show???
Someone who lasts 30 seconds and blows there load.
he 5.9 Inches in 30 seconds
Look at this shit, LOOK AT THIS STUPID BULLSHIT. Restarting in 12 minutes and 58 seconds This shit comes up on my computer EVERY SINGLE DAY, automatically, 'Your PC needs to restart to finish installing important updates', EVERY SINGLE DAY, and every single day I click later, you know why I click later? Because there's no option to click never, i'd like to click never, I NEVER WANNA INSTALL THESE BULLSHIT, MEANINGLESS, WORTHLESS.. I HATE EM, I HATE THESE STUPID UPDATES. LOOK AT THIS SHIT, EVERY DAY THIS COMES UP! And you know what happens when you click later a few times? And a few days go by and you keep clicking later and later cause you don't wanna fucking do it, you just wanna put it off? This automatic bullshit that interrupts your work and makes you turn off your fucking computer and you click later everyday, eventually it takes away the option to even click later and it just says, here's your only options, we're basically putting a knife to your head and saying you can either, you can either fucking, you, you can either wait 11 minutes and we'll shut it off for you or you can just you know bite the bullet and shut it off now. Doesn't even give you a choice to say no, IT JUST COMES UP WHENEVER IT WANTS, AUTOMATICALLY AND SAYS, 'fuck you, we're turning off your computer, no matter what you're doing, in ten minutes and forty seven seconds. LOOK AT THIS SHIT, IAM FUCKING RENDERING SOMETHING, YOU COCK SUCKER! I AM DOING IMPORTANT SHIT, WHY DO YOU NEED TO INSTALL?
Installing updates in 12 minutes and 58 seconds