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Taking a massive, hellacious dump in someone else's bathroom (especially a stranger/acquaintance), then leaving swiftly and pretending that nothing happened.
Person 1: Hey man, why are you in such a hurry? We just got here ten minutes ago?
Person 2: Get your coat. I just took a massive shit in this dude's bathroom, and I want to get the hell out of here before he finds out it was me.
Person 1: So...shit-and-run?
Person 2: Exactly.
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1. When you are in a serious amount trouble.
e.g. "Im in deep shit."
2. A seriously dark or over thought idea.
e.g. Person 1: "Life is completely pointless"
Person 2: "Wow, thats some deep shit."
3. When you are in the middle of a shit and you start going into deep thought and all ignore around you, eventually realise you spend way too long on the toilet then you should have.
Deep Shit
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A by-product produced by mostly old people who wear diapers, as well as babies. The shit biscuit is formed when they shit themselves, but doesn't clean up or get changed right away. Over time, the turd is flattened out (from sitting on it) and eventually hardens into a dried out biscuit or cookie-like turd.
"I went to the nursing home today to see grandpa, and I think he had been making a batch of shit biscuits."
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Anytime someone, usually a nigger, does stupid things or acts dumb. Wearing low riding pants that barely cover the crack of your ass. Driving around with shitty gangsta rap blasting out the windows and the bass shaking cars around them. Pulling up at a gas pump and leaving that shit playing a volume level 11. Dying your hair bright red and thinking it looks good. This is usually reserved for female niggers or nigglet (some also refer to them as Piccaninny). Putting stupid looking pink flamingos in your front yard and thinking that’s nice landscaping. Driving a beater car that’s been jacked up with ridiculous spinning chrome rims and thinking it’s a cool car. Always using the term “know what I say’n” at the beginning and end of each sentence. Using the term fly like it means something else besides a black insect.
When driving around you pass a house with pink flamingos in the yard during while a gathering of niggersis on the porch and the men wearing low riding pants, the women and nigglets bright red hair with a low riding, ugly beater car with huge spinning chrome wheels sitting in the driveway blasting gangsta rap and you say, “look at that nigger shit” or “that’s some real nigger shit there, know what I say’n”
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Another term for freaking out
me: omg remember when i pranked you
you: yeahh, i was so scared!
me: YOU WERE FLIPPING SHIT!
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