telling someone older to shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet
sdasgdfgasd: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet
qqqqqqqqetwrfghssg: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet
old guy: fucking kill yourselves
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When a man's semen is extra solid to the point where it can be collected and arranged into a necklace.
Man I should really see a doctor I've been shooting pearls lately...
To ejaculate
Damn, that ass was phat! I was shooting yolks in 5 minutes!
Another way to say “rootin’ tootin’ eagle shootin”.
Person 1: Hey, I’ve taken Eagle Shoot.
Person 2: Oh, so you’ve been rootin’ tootin’ eagle shootin’?
Person 1: Begone thot.
some one who kills themselves due to pressure
Oh her, she's bound to be a shooting star
Used in Adventure time fanfiction smut, is the equivalent of screaming Cum! or Fill me up! in Japanese hentai
I-I'm getting close...
Oh, goddd do it! Shoot your Goomy Finn!
When a group of three or more people get together on a sunday for an messy sexual experience. First everyone takes excessive amounts of laxatives then waits for the laxatives to work and everyone then takes turns having anal sex with each other and switching partners while the diarhea explodes out everywhere.
Jack: "Hey Will, are you coming over for slippery shooting sunday"
Will: "no man i had too help clean off your couch last week and i couldnt take a normal poop for four days"
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