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Slap my squirrel

A man masturbating.

Person 1: Don't get loud with me now. Go beat off or somethin'.
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!

by C.M. Alva September 24, 2010


Squirrel Spaghetti

When a man who has diarrhea shats in a woman's pubes while slapping her with a Moby large.

Bro did you see that video of the Squirrel Spaghetti last night?!

by Oji Jiggy March 31, 2019


Squirrel Wax

The Upcoming Of The Day Lucifer And Chutulu Team Up And Destroy Us All

EVERYONE IT'S SQUIRREL WAX!!!!

by MgRonalds March 14, 2015


Squirrel feeder

1) A pine cone dipped in peanut butter, rolled in Cheerios and hung from a tree or porch to feed squirrels.

2) Sexual act involving breakfast cereal, in which peanut butter is smeared on a vagina, and then it's rolled in Cheerios. For full effect, display spread eagle on front or back porch, or underneath a tree where squirrels are often seen.

(Lesbians should use Fruit Loops instead of Cheerios.)

Environmentally conscious boyfriend: Yeah, we wanted to do our part to help the wildlife, so after we fucked I turned her pussy into a squirrel feeder.

by Hippiechick May 14, 2013


Squirrel Feeder

When a person (male or female) inadvertently sits/falls onto a projectile shaped object (I.e shampoo bottle, tennis ball can, ear of corn), penetrating the sphincter and traumatically inserting the random projectile into the anal canal.

“Hey, why does Jen scream and tremble when she sees ears of corn?”
“Dude, she went full squirrel feeder at the last Husker tailgate.”

by BeeRandi September 5, 2019


Squirrel feeder

A person that has to feed the squirrels because they cant see.

Brian Davis, to the squirrel feeder.
The squirrles are hungery, Brian Davis, come feed them, you Syuirrel Feeder!

by number#1fan April 25, 2018


squirrelling your twert

Violent female masturbateson with woodland creatures

My vagina really hurts after squirrelling your twert all weekend

by Notability nothing August 8, 2017