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a piece of shit school located in the middle of fucking nowhere. All the guys here are either meat-head jocks or straight edge nerds, but everyone is a devout hardcore Christian. The girls are hot but they are all plastic bitches that only fuck sports guys. Their nickname "Harvard of the Midwest" is one of the biggest misnomers I've ever heard. The school has an 80%+ acceptance rate and most people here are fucking retarded. I bet half the school doesn't even know what 'misnomer' means. Stay far away from this horrible place. The only reason I'm here is because it's cheap and they gave me scholarships
You go to Truman State University? Well I hope you enjoy football and jesus.
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The Worlds only Real Superpower. The toughest mother fuckers on earth. Everyone is hard workin, gets there jobs done, and fucks up any contry that screws with it.
Hey have you heard about the united states of america?.....wtf do you think (radiated Japaneese man)
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The full and proper name for what is commonly refered to as Penn State. Since this is a land grant, farm school spelling Pennsylvania is beyond most students abilities and the shortend Penn is the norm.
Majors vary from Football to drinking. Where that most Footballers take 5 years to grduate in both.
The Football team regularly ranks #1 or #2 in the nation with worst fans. Only Notre Dame or the occasional Texan ever surpass them. The strange dedication to an individual, known as Joe Pa, has been the focus of many studies. I think the Pa is an even shorter spelling of Pennsylvania.
Pennsylvania State University is where country kids go to get learned.
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The best frickin' country in the world! and the only one that matters. So all you countries out there that complain about us, Shut your mouth cuz' we pay for your shit and we deal with all your BS.
Basically, everyone is playa hatin' because their jealous of the United States of America and most of all because, We run this shit!
Person: What's that piece of crap up North
Genius: Oh yeah it's Canada, the place that always bitches about the US even though we do all their shit!
The United States of America rules!
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best movie ever created, starring Ryan Gosling
omgz did you see the united states of leland?
yea it was s0o0o0o sad, omgz.
LETS OVERPOPULATE IT!
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A sub-par school in Raleigh, NC. The student body is comprised mostly by rednecks.
Person 1: Aw man, I got all D's year. I don't know what I'm going to do.
Person 2: Don't worry, dude, there's always NC State University.
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A country founded as a melting pot which became the most racist shit hole ever to walk the earth. One Hispanic alone will be made fun of by white trash goverment ruling mother fuckers. FUCK AMERICA.
Dude where you moving.
United States of America.
Don't, it's a piece of shit, move to Canada. No ones racist there.
I finally understand.
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