jojo sucks

it's true

Gio shut the fuck up, that wasn't a jojo reference and one piece also sucks like jojo sucks

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Sleep sucking

When a women goes to sleep while very horney has a dream about sucking a penis gets out of bed sleep walks to the closest penis and procedes to suck it... Sleep sucking

Julia went to bed very horney thinking about the boy she likes penis once she fell asleep she got out of bed sleptwalked into her brothers room and started sucking on his penis he woke up and banged her in the but ...sleep sucking

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suck wind

sucking in air with your anus, holding the air, then releasing it in a fart.

"I suck in wind and fart it out. It's like recycling air through my anus."

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sucks to be you

The ultimate expression of empathy.

"Sucks to be you" is actually the most honest, heartfelt expression one can say that truly shows one's appreciation of what it must be like being in somebody else's shoes.

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Suck an egg

A nicer way used to express emotion to get off your egg.

Cock: My egg is warm

Farmer: Gimme dat egg

Cock: SUCK AN EGG

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suck

to go to a specific place to basically rob somebody or if u get robbed

'ahhh man i got sucked of my k750i last night' or 'blud if u dont move from my place i will suck u of everything u got now moveeeee bluuudddd coz mans on eats yehh dont mess coz i will merkk u horridly ok i will get my merk on i will layeth the smackdown

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SUCK ICE

(v) syn. for "chill" which is slang for "relax"

Okay so here's the story(Yeah, I wrote a story.): LALA &QUANI are friends. LALA jst found out RYON been cheating on her. She and QUANI are going to the club in result but LALA'S still been edgy lately. Not meaning anything by it, QUANI makes a slick remark and LALA gets vexed.

LALA:It's a done deal. This club aint ready for us.
QUANI:Wrd. Eh, lemme wear y'heels?
LALA:It's cool, go ahead.
QUANI:... You know I'm need to rock these for RYON 1 day.
LALA:Btch! What u mean RYON?!? My ex RYON?...
QUANI:Lol, chill. I'm kidn. U be paranoid as hell, I swear.
LALA:Nah-nah what u talkn bout!!?!!
QUANI:Hun, why u getn loud? I mean... relax, it's nufn.
LALA:Whatevr, whatevr! *Snatchn sh-t every which way*
QUANI:And look at u, you serious. Yo, deadass, SUCK ICE.
LALA:Nah, you play too much.

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