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The profound frustration, hunger and loneliness experienced by non-Europeans when absolutely nothing is open in Europe every single Sunday.
Worst offending cities: Geneva, Munich
I am so hungry, no supermarkets are open, how is it Suicide Sunday again?
Double Dutch Rudder Suicide Challenge - The Double Dutch Rudder Challenge is when you find 3 homeless bums, get one of them to slit his/her wrists and try to get the other two bums off via Dutch Rudder before he/she passes out.
"Lets find some homeless bums and make them do the DDR Suicide Challenge"
the process by which admission to inpatient psychiatric services is determined when demand for beds exceeds bed space locally.
The ER social worker said I lost the competitive suicidality match to that woman, so I might as well follow my plan and off myself.
Someone who eats a lot of hot Cheetos hoping to die
That person hates their life so much that they consume outrageous amounts of hot Cheetos trying to Commit hot Cheeto Suicide
In opposition to suicidal, a person who is one fourth suicidal don't want to kill him or herself, just make so much harm to the body, that it can be used as an excuse not to do something.
Person 1: Man, I'm so one fourth suicidal. Tomorrow is my final exam, and I haven't even opened the book yet!
Person 2: Well, jump in front of an electronic car then!
Made famous amongst early 20th century motorcycles, now a sex position. Doggie style, but while fisting her vagina, you anally penetrate her with your penis. A somewhat difficult position to obtain.
Her: "How do you want me?"
Him: "I'm going to give you a suicide shift."
Depression with suicidal thoughts
Doctor Billy has suicidal depression