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An ugly, very obese female who can easily be mistaken for a man at times who attends parties they are not invited to for the sole purpose of trying to get with a man who is too trashed to defend himself. Swamp Donkeyness tends to start in high school due to rejection and continues throughout adulthood. Due to a lack of self-esteem, this female, as soon as she gets a hold of a man, will run off any and ALL of his friends regardless of their sex. She will grab him by the balls but continue to give him no pussy. Extremely jealous individual who will do anything to get a rise out of other females. Takes everything personal, even in the work place. This bitch is repulsive and will accuse everyone around them of being fake. Hopefully, if one of your friend's does get involved with this kind of an individual, they will realize she is a fat, ugly, worthless piece of shit and come crawling back to you apologizing and begging for forgiveness, but don't count on it. Swamp Donkey's will do anything to get their way... except put out.
This Swamp Donkey approached me at the bar, but I wasn't wasted enough, and I never will be.
When a man and woman are having sex and she gives him the special, he flips her over and sticks his special covered penis into her vagina.
I tried to give my girlfriend a swamp donkey but she didn’t really want it.
A Canadian term used to describe a Moose in the wild.
Guy: what’s with all this traffic?
Other guy: it’s probably all these American tourists trying to get a picture of a swamp donkey off the side of the road.
Guy: fuck this
Refers to a nasty and dirty man or women who you don't like, that tries to act like they are a bad ass. A swamp donkey usually is overweight and wears clothes two sizes to small. They are also usually raised in a trailer park
"Have you seen Becky, she's dressed like a hoe and and being really bitchy"
"Ugh she's such a swamp donkey"
Gross trailer park Dirty swamp donkey
Country boy's dirty, smelly automobile resembling a swamp creature.
Whoa that truck is a big ole swamp donkey dirt pit cess pool foul