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elementary school years: hotdogs blue and bouncy... do with that what u will.
4 elementary schools and 3 years of fresh middle school hell all preparing you for the 2 years of high school you're gonna complete before almost surely dropping out.. killing yourself... or getting pregnant during. but before an inevitable alcoholic era caused by the crushing weight of junior year, teachers gaslighting you into believing you didn't turn in that essay you pulled all nighters for, and upper class-men manipulating you into hitting a mango juul sums up your middle school experience... not to mention rumors of teacher affairs amongst other scandals... you'll be bullied, exhausted, and pressured into changing ever single thing about yourself...you'll make and lose more friends than you'll have in your entire life and join clubs and extra curriculars in hopes of social interaction, only to be met with social anxiety and an energy that reeksss of axe body spray, B.O, and desperation... the crushes you have on your 40 year old male teachers will stick with you forever... you'll never be able to get that image of yourself accidentally flashing the gymnasium out of your mind... your first kiss will be fucking atrocious...and you WILL want to die... but if i had to do it, you fucking do too.
"i went to great valley school district (2) and had to sell my entire large intestine to the mafia after i graduated.a'
To completely destroy it.
Donald Trump will make (something) great again.
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Something Theo saw on David Attenborough.
What are you talking 'bout mate? It's the great seagull migration death of the southern hemisphere! Fascinating, really.
We made it great; my vote mattered
Meaning is when a majority of African Americans voters along with other races come together to vote in a President that is more fit for this country.
When groups of people come together to vote into position a new bill that’s more qualified with better ideas or plans.
1. Person: The bill was passed there will be no discriminating at food franchises towards homeless people,
2. Person: We made it great; my vote mattered ...
BY : GiovanniDYMillYentei
In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.
Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09
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An interracial familial scuffle between two villages in Guadalajara, Mexico that may or may not been caused by land disputes and pink slips, some believe. While others believe it concerned water rights, baby daddy drama/custody battles, land sharks, future development of casinos in the state of Massachusetts, as well as Jimmy Hoffa, that may or may not have been resolved and GREATLY compromised upon.
Nobody REALLY knows for sure.
What we DO know, however, is that in 1877 thirty-seven donkeys, some tin dinnerware, and a loom passed between the families as payment for...something.
Some paleontologists conjecture that The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877 led to the Spanish American War in 1898, although this is highly disputed among notable intellectuals as they have no evidence of any kind to support their outlandish theories.
There is a tasteful, understated monument dedicated to those who lost their lives in this brave struggle for compromise-ination located in Beaufort, Illinois
Phillip: "Hey Hank how did you do on the Dr. Cobblepot's history exam"
Hank: "Well Phillip I'll tell ya, I got all of them right except for the one about The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877"
"I, You, He / She / It, We, You, They / Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877"
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other name for the Vatican.
from a bible verse(revelation 17)
Babylon the Great(Mother of Harlots and of Earths Abominations)is a huge mystery in the biblical book of Revelations