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Lake Jackson Thank You

A sudden spout of jism, oft preceded by Lake Jackson hnadshake.

by Anonymous March 30, 2003

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


The shit that killed michael jackson

Similar to the shit that killed Elvis, only more variety and larger amounts.

Street pharmacist- I got that anesthesia, painkiller, sleep medicine, roofie and reds combo 1,2,3,4,5 punch. That's the shit that killed Michael Jackson dude.
Consumer- Damn yo you sure that's just gonna get me high and floaty?
Street pharmacist- Michael Jackson's doctor gave him the same thing, it ought to do the trick.

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


national kiss a jackson day

its simple kiss jackson september 19

today is national kiss a jackson day

by imthebestyk March 10, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Minny Jackson Chocolate Pie

A pie that is made out of poop, as seen in The Help.

I gave her a Minny Jackson Chocolate Pie and she at two slices!

by xowe March 31, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


National anybody but Jackson appreciation day

On April 22, we celebrate anybody but those named Jackson bc fuck you jackson

Guy 1: β€œHey, today is National anybody but Jackson appreciation day”
Jackson: β€œWhy do you hate me.”
Guy 1: β€œBecause fuck you Jackson.”

by Shlongdong_69 April 22, 2020


drop off the jackson kids at the pool

1.) To defecate, take a crap, take a dump, etc.
It may be helpful to note the dark brown color of feces, and a toilets natural resemblance to a pool.

I really have to go to the bathroom!...Im going to drop off the jackson kids at the pool as soon as I get home!

by Pacificus May 8, 2006

25πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


nickie c smokey jo jackson

a Nerd who also steals people bagals. HE is very mean to people who begins with a letter k.

kaylea: hi nickie c smokey jo jackson
Nickie: shut up im trying to read my book

by kaylea r May 2, 2019