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When someone is being really crabby and salty
Maddie was being a huge salt monster when she was mad at everyone at he party
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A male lizard-like creature who can be found in bars sheding his scaley skin all over the intoxicated females whilst downing considerably large quantities of alcohol, library's doing mainly the same, or playing computerized football tournaments with fellow lizararians. Whilst the Hockness monster is mainly native to Essex and the surrounding areas as it is a suitable habitat for hunting and hosts a wealth of prey, it has occasionally been known to migrate for BUSINESSSSS purposes.
-HOLY S**T MAN!? did you see that "HOCKNESS-MONSTER." just lizard his way in with those girls!? What a slime-tastic maneuver . . . . . . . . . . -That lizard's got bare game dun, he like a komodo dragon and ting, DECENT.
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When you’re having so much fun u don’t even notice you’re covered in shit.
I was being such a mud monster that I had no idea I was covered in my families shit!
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when you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.
I used to cover myself in mud and pretend I was the mud monster until I realized the mud wasn't mud.
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The act of masterbating in the middle of the night whilst your partner is sleeping. Then on the brink of ejactulation, you let out a horrify shriek while unloading on the their face.
"Dude, last night I totally pulled a monster's ink on my chick! She woke up screaming!"
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One's large male reproductive organ.
Yo, look at Derek's monster meat!
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Describes the act of anal sex followed by cuming in the ass followed by the women turning around bending over, spreading her cheeks releasing the skeet onto a cookie and then eating it like the Sesame Street Character "Cookie Monster"
Rusty turned that girl into the "Cookie Monster"
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