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Fillled to the brim with pedophilia and sodomy; a favorite hangout for all of South Texan child molesters.
Stay the fuck away from Jacob's road:lest ye be sodomized.
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Your road rep is based on factors relating to your presence on the road. these will inclued your vehicle, driving style, music choice, accessories and general road behavior.
BMW and Porsche drivers have zero road rep. Road rep is negatively affected if you are motoraped.
Check out that guy in his clapped out wreck with madonna blasting out. He has no road rep.
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checking your blackberry while driving home in the dark and your eyes have gone bad
John Edwards drove his car off a bridge while giving road head.
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This is a term used when someone, usually a girl wears an item of clothing that is tacky, cheap and just plain wrong.
Q) What is she wearing?, the colour is crap and it's 3 sizes too small.
a) Fashion Road Kill
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The official reason the chicken crossed the road.
After years of intense psychotherapy, the road's psychoanalyst penned his conclusive diagnosis "the chicken unknowingly committed a grave error, transitting from its permitted location to an unsanctioned area, pathologically and permanently violating the delicate psyche of the highly sensitized patient, because it was perceived as an inconsiderate act and extremely inattentive to the Road's needs. Alas, the patient is destined to be similarly crossed by many, if not most, of those it may expect to encounter in the future."
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A cesspit of voilence and teen pregnancy. Located in northern Bronx, it is best known for "Buck 50's" and "40's"
Mother: Why did you move to Gun Hill Road?
Me: . . .
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an idiom meaning to ignore idiots that run their mouths as you walk away
'taking the high road' examples are:
example1
idiot1: YOU SUCK YOU DIRTY WHORE!
mature girl: whatever *yawns*
example 2
idiot2: DO SOMETHING YOU PUSSY BITCH!
mature guy: i dont take orders from morons
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