Three Second Massacre

A mass killing exactly three seconds long, done by the three second walrus, that glittering fiend! They are very hard to escape, as the walrus will always have the element of surprise, so take Scar's advice and BE PREPARED!

"Omg, Eric and his brother were murdered by a walrus! It was a three second massacre!"

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A Pittsburgh Three River

When three men with full bladders pee perfusly on a unexected bystander and or sleeping person. This resembles the three rivers in Pittsburgh.

Person 1: "hey guys
Person 2+3:"whats up"
Person 1:"Josh passed out on the couch lets give him A Pittsburgh Three River"
Person 3:" haha yeah!"
Person 2:" he is going get drenched in piss"

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cooking on three burners

Your energy level is through the roof you can do anything with 110%

Hey man you ready to do this? Hell Ya I'm cooking on three burners.

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three pounds of pressure

all it takes to burst the ballsack

Ow, you just applied three pounds of pressure to my ballsack

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Three Day Rule

When a peer's unconsumed alcohol is left at your place of residence for over three days, you are entitled to consume such alcohol without repercussions.

Bryan "Hey do you think its fine if I drink Kyle's leftover Bombay Gin?" Randy "Yeah its been here since Monday. Its the three day rule."

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three step protection

A form of birth controll involving a condom, spermicide, and pulling out.

Dude, I knew she was a trappin' gimme' girl so I insisted on three step protection to avoid listening to her lies about protection.

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Three Finger Friday

When you take your index, middle, and ring fingers and gently poke a close friend in the upper thigh / buttocks region. Ideal to be the first one to remember on Friday.
(An ancient Italian custom.)

Hey man, did you finger Jordan in physics class today?

Yeah brah, I got her so hard for Three Finger Friday.

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