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Lynn University

A small liberal arts college in South Florida, which has great learning disability support and lots of unique academic opportunities. It's a good school. It even held the 2012 presidential debate. Although admission criteria is holistic and isnt based off of only test scores, not everyone gets admitted.

Example 1:
Person 1: I am going to Lynn University
Person 2: Wow that sounds great that seems like a great school.
Example 2:
I didn't do well at Lynn university so I am going to go to PBSC, maybe I should have studied.

by Bearyfit art karate girl April 8, 2013

8๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Drexel University

Most unsafe university in the city of Philadelphia.

Drexel University is full of punk ass bitches

by DKramer February 19, 2009

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Butler University

Expensive private school. Extremely liberal. Everyone knows everyone. Greek life is huge - even though the school tells every tour that only 40% of the campus is involved... lies lies lies. Parties consist of frats, senior houses and that's really it. Broad Ripple bars get boring once you realize how gross they really are.

We suck at basketball and don't let anyone tell you differently - probably the worse in the Big East.

Welcome to the Butler bubble

"Why is everyone wearing Canda Goose, North Face, and Lululemon?"

"Because they go to Butler University."

by bulldogfan69 December 8, 2021

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Xavier University

Overshadowed by the amazingness of Ohio State, Xavier college is a haven for boring ugly nobodies who THINK they have money. It is nothing more than a bunch of pricks who are at a satellite school of the all amazing Villanova University. It is also a beloved college for boring chicks out of central PA who think they're laid back and chill, but really are just there to get fucked and get schooled. Education: NO. Sex: Yes. Alcohol: They're all pussies

Xavier University Student Dialogue
Xavier Student 1: "Hey, do you wana go to a kegger on the other side of campus?"

Xavier Student 2: "yea, sure... how many cases of beer?"

Xavier Student 1: "1"

Xavier Student 2: "omg. im gona get so wrecked tonight!"

by Dikey McCarpetMuncher November 30, 2008

72๐Ÿ‘ 270๐Ÿ‘Ž


University of Cincinnati

1. A large university near the city of Cincinnati that has a disproportionately high number of ugly female students.

2. A university in southwestern Ohio well known for it's genetically modified mascot that has a mixture of bear and cat DNA.

3. The only university in the country with a student population of roughly 50% or higher who are still virgins upon graduation.

4. Rated in Wired Magazine as one of the most boring college campuses in the U.S.

5. One of the only college campuses in the nation where marijuana is virtually impossible to find.

If you're looking for a safe, lackluster, conservative college experience, then University of Cincinnati is the perfect college for you!

by Catbear May 10, 2009

86๐Ÿ‘ 333๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cornell University

The member of the Ivy League that is looked down upon as the "Crappy Ivy" (a rather oxymoronic term in itself as all Ivies are excellent schools) by the other seven members of the Ivy League, because it is the least challenging to get into, is partially a state school, and has the highest suicide rate.

Hey, did you get into Harvard?
No
Yale?
No
Princeton?
No
Columbia?
No
Penn?
No
Brown?
No
Dartmouth?
No
Cornell University?
Yeah
Sorry man, that sucks.
Yeah it does.

by JanusKN September 29, 2005

315๐Ÿ‘ 1324๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kettering University

Shitty private school where everyone has an elitist attitude, thinking they attend a superior school because it receives no government funding, even though the latest renovation on campus was done in the 1970's

I attend Kettering University because my daddy pays for all my shit. He even still wipes my ass!

by ima realist July 9, 2009

30๐Ÿ‘ 103๐Ÿ‘Ž