sausage and a can of nuts

a phrase used to refer to the male genitals.

that slut wants a sausage and a can of nuts.

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can of crushed assholes

An Australian term for a can of preserved dates.

Aunt Edna put the can of crushed assholes into the sticky date pud.

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Big Black Can

What you take out as the last resort when you have a problem with roaches, flies, and other annoying bugs. One of the vilest-smelling things ever to be produced in laboratories: Raid insecticide.

Dammit, what's with all these bugs around my sink? I think it's time for the Big Black Can!

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trash can liner

prophylactic, rubber

pick up line: will you hold a trash can liner for me?

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yes you can

Ok, let’s say someone asks you if they can have a samwich. If you don’t feel like making a samwich for them, just tell them that they can. This will give them a false sense of security for about ten seconds until they realize that you have only let them know that they are capable of having a samwich, and are in fact not going to make them a samwich.

Guy sitting at food table: Hey waiter! Can I have some queso?
Waiter: yes you can
Guy sitting at food table: k thanks
Waiter: *walks off, never to be seen again

Guy sitting at food table: *fucking dies

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half a gas can

Sometimes derogatory, but not always, depending on who's saying it (ie; nigger) term for Athabascan Indians, used extensively throughout Alaska & Canada

Is she Atahabascan?

nope, that is 100% halfagascan

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irish trash can

A leprechaun climbs to the top of a rainbow and partakes in a group orgy with a mermaid, centaur and Harry Potter.

Man i got so high last night I swear I was in the center of an Irish Trash Can!

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