death by boner

When you get a boner so hard that you die.

Man! Lauren was so hot that day and my boner was so hard! That I had a seizure and died. It was an epic death by boner bro.....I'm a ghost by the way teehe!

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death penalty

1) The only time you get to take a ride in Ol' Sparky on the states dime.

2) An easy way out of life for a criminal.

1) A murderer loves the death penalty, while the victims' family grieves over their loss the killer gets a peaceful free ticket out of life.

2) Family says, "Burn in hell murderer". Murderer say, "Ha Ha suckers you have to live your entire life with the pain and I get to rest in peace." Family say, "Damn, we got screwed"

3) The fetus was sentenced to the death penalty when it's mother aborted it.

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Death Knight

A class added to World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King.

Usually played by bad, keyboard-turning, children, who are loud and obnoxious.

hey Drexai look at that typical death knight, "drpxblooddk"

Dude i wish death knights were never added to the game D:

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Death Pong

The combination of arguably the best two drinking games out there, beer pong (Beirut) and circle of death (ring of fire, kings).

normal 10 cup setup for beer pong

1

2 3

4 5 6

7 8 9 10
1 & 5 = social

2= girls
3= guys

4 & 6= categories
7 & 10= rules
8= thumb master
9= question master
bounce is waterfall ( everyone around table plays )
gentlemen shot is cancel a rule

Two types of Rules:

Hindering: last for one game.

Non-Hindering:last for the night.

BTW; it may sound complex but we made it up when we were drunk so that tells you its not that hard

"Beer Pong is fun but Circle of Death has better rules. Lets combine them into Death Pong!!!!" - Bart Allen 49
examples of hindering rules: ex.one eye blind shot, shoot only with left hand
examples of non-hindering rules: tiki man, drink drank drunk
Rules do stack; for example you bounce it into cup 4. you do categories then start waterfall

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death cookie

From Mountain/Dirt Biking. Irregularly shaped rocks about 3 to 6 inches in diameter. Too big to roll over easily like gravel and too large and unstable to balance on. Just smaller and less dangerous than the dreaded baby head.

Dude, I kept my shit together on that stretch of death cookies but I ate shit completely when I hit the baby heads!

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death stick

Pre rolled tobacco that you smoke. ie cigatettes.

Bob wetter love the death sticks.

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the death star

To perform a hand-stand on top of a toilet, naked. Must be followed by explosive diarrhea. Paint the walls. Enjoy! Not recommended with a shirt and tie on.

Man, this is my last day of work. I fini give this place the death star before I leave up outta here.

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