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The largest and most comfortable foam bag chair known to man...AKA the 8 FOOTER.
Even Chuck Norris is amazed at the size of the 8 foot Comfy Sack, and nothing amazes him.
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Scottish slang to describe someone who is very short.
She's a wee thing, naught but four foot and a fag paper high, but she's got spunk.
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What I had in my mouth last night.
Susie had Brad's 5 dollar foot long in her mouth. Brad loved it when Susie bit into the cucumber.
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The three foot high club is the act of having sex while on a trampoline.
Hannah joined the three foot high club with Curtis last night.
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From Bob's Burgers: a burger with feta cheese!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Foot Feta-ish burger, it has feta cheese!"
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jones barbecue foot massage
jones barbecue foot massage
A phrase that could be used to convey how massive my dick would be if it existed, I'm jzut saying I would be packing. Forget my height for a while okay
God its basically a third leg
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My foot-long schlong
Ha it is, with how long ur legs are