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When some loses the screwdriver from their set, and their tool set now looks incomplete.
Guy1: "dude your missing a tool".
Guy2: "Yeah it was a screwdriver, THE GOLDEN SCREWDRIVER!".
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I was drinking @ the Golden Bear when a cougar attacked me.
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The act of exposing nasty, yellowed pit stains when placing one hand on each doorjamb as you attempt lame conversation with a coworker.
Did you see Jim pulling the full golden eagle in my office? WTF! He is so hygienically challenged.
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Any of a breed of once useful upland game retriever with a dark gold coat known for its gentle nature and high trainability that is now being largely replaced as a heavily boned, short-legged race of almost white dogs with somewhat unpredictable temperaments. This breed was derived from the same root stock as the flat-coated retriever.
That golden retriever just took my arm off!
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My babes tez
she is a great girl and has a heart of gold
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When a man gets naked, lays on his back, stretches out his sack to make a bowl shape out of his sack. Once the bowl is formed he must urinate on himelf and try to make as much urine into the bowl as possible. Now, maintaining positive control of the sack you must stand up, walk up to somebody and splash the urine on the person preferably a woman who is being an extreme ass hole!!!
i just got ther golden parachute.
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a person who re defines the word cock someone so stupid and rearded he/she is crowned the " golden cock "
A :does the queen live in england ?
B: shut up you nob fuck me you are a proppa golden cock
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