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The whitest thing someone can say.
Well hello, my home slice jelly roll. Would you please join me for a little game of Dungeons and Dragons?
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Pretty good, or at least decent, but far from the best ever. Usually about a 6 out of 10, but can be used figuratively to mean much worse.
Rick: "Oh man this crack is alright, but it's far from the best I've ever smoked. Nothing to write home about."
Steve: "Shut up dogg what are you talking about? This is some quality shit. I'm definitely going to tell my mom what good crack I've been smoking in my next letter to her. She'd really be proud of me for smoking only the best crack."
Rick: "Word on the street"
Steve: "Shit man I was wasted last night. What the fuck happened?"
Rick: "You went off with some whore, dogg. Where did you wake up?"
Steve: "In the alley behind that strip club. How was she?"
Rick: "I don't know, man...nothing to write home about."
Steve: "Oh shit, you serious?"
Rick: "Yeah playa, that's rough."
Steve: "It itches. Not a good sign."
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-A person takes both of their arms and raises them above his/her head and slaps both of their hands together as if giving someone a high-five.
-The idea is that someone like a home-schooler wants to give someone a high-five when they get a math problem right, but there is no one around so they have to give themselves the high-five.
Isaac, that was such a dumb joke! You should give yourself a home-school high-five!
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Something that people (particularly women) say when they don’t know their self-worth. He doesn’t know where home is, he’s lost. Let him go, baby.
Friend 1: Just found out my man was messing with Jada again
Friend 2: Girl, this like the 5th time he’s cheated on you, what the hell. Why can’t you just break up with him, he obviously don’t care about you
Friend 2: Whatever, he only fucks with these other hoes cus he’s bored. at the end of the day, he knows where home is
Friend 2: LMFAOOO you sure about that???
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1) For a very long time.
2) From now until whatever time the fat broads you live with return to the house.
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When the cops started knocking on the door of the cocaine storehouse, Pete and Tony jumped out the window and ran until the cows came home.
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"Hey dad, when are we gonna be eating dinner?"
"Not until the cows come home, son. Where the hell are your mother and sister? I'm hungry too."
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to say goodbye to a friend
well, peace out home slice... i'll catch ya on the flip side.
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spider man fans searched this
spider man no way home
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