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The act of inserting a man or woman's finger (preferably their smallest one) or toe inside a man's peehole, or the hole that is found at the tip of a man's penis. This is often described as both painful and pleasurable, and has been known to severely disfigures the man's penis.
John: Aw, man my penis hurts. She game me an Italian Fingerjob and I'm a bit sore.
Not feeling good after too much grappa last night.... Need to hit the Italian Boardroom.
A sexual act, where the man would use the tip of his penis to slap the clitoris of a woman with an extremely above average bush.
I just had Italian Croquet her, after I saw that bush of hers.
When you're about to kiss someone, but instead you lick their lips.
Brian: That bitch totally gave me an Italian kiss!
Stewie: hello, vro ❤️
Eating out a girl (while she is eating any fish but salmon) and he eats a tuna sandwich afterwards.
I was eating her out while she was having a full tuna sandwich, as opposed to a Panera "Half-sandwich half soup" and that's what I call an Italian Christmas
The act of giving sweet tender pleasure to a woman and she cums onto your mustache and you slurp it down like big Tony’s spaghetti
Last night I was hungry and fat Susan gave me a Italian crustache
When you go to an mafia- sponsored AA meeting, only to get the alcoholic fucked out of you.
Man, I’m so sore from the Italian mafi-ayy-ayy meeting yesterday. They really did me in.