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The biggest jew of them all, representing all the qualities of a jewish person
Darian is queen of jews, the biggest jew of them all.
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when one takes a large quantity of paper money and slaps another person with said wad of bills. Origin from the fact that jews poses large disposable sums of money.
After getting his paycheck in cash, Josh jew-slapped his co-workers.
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Jew rings are a boiled then baked dough ring. when referred to as bagels, they are usually very poor in quality. but Jew rings are top notch in texture and flavour.
Jew ring is the true translation for the Yiddish word "beygl", which is rarely acknowledged. Bagel, the English word given to represent Beygl is incorrect.
Bagels while similar, are different, usually being pronounced incorrectly, much like catsup is not the same as ketchup.
Schlomo: I'm getting hungry, hymie, what should we do?
Hymie: well its obvious,isnt it? we must go to Avi's Bakery and pick up some Jew rings!
Schlomo: well what are we waiting for??
Client1: oh jesus... he's getting antsy for his money, what do we do?
Client2: lets give him a bag of Jew rings, that should hold him off
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Albert Einstein. That’s all.
Israel: We want The Coolest Jew to be president.
Austria: Who?
Israel: Oh, we mean Albert Einstein.
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A Jewish girl, one who typically naps a lot. Logic dictates this term defines virtually all Jewish girls.
David: "How was the date last night?"
Jordan: "She didn't answer her phone, this morning txted me she was sleeping!"
David: "Another Jew napper."
The bachelorette weekend was a great time. Unfortunately the high density of Jew nappers slowed us down.
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Someone who takes all the waves when you are surfing
"Oh man, that wave is huge!"
"Go get it!"
Naw, Joey took it already. He's a total wave jew today"
"Damn"
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A jew line, resembles the conga line of Jews that marched into Auschwitz
There they stood on that historic day, in the famous jew line as they headed into Auschwitz.
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