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when someone jumps boundaries in a relationship (romantic, sexual, or friendship) prematurely, causing the other person to back away, or, in more extreme cases, leave the relationship altogether. It's the equivalent of holding an acorn in your hand and trying to lure a squirrel out of a tree, then waving your arms wildly in the air and scaring the squirrel back up the tree.
I haven't even met the guy yet, and he's emailing me that it's going to be hard to focus on our dinner because he'll be too busy getting 'lost in my eyes.' There won't be any dinner. He just scared the squirrel.
Squirrel Puffin is when someone Farts into another person's mouth making their cheeks puff up like a squirrel.
I was with my girlfriend performing cunnilingus when she surprised me with a squirrel Puffin, I had sore cheeks for a week.
The gentle nibbling of the male scrotum by a female as she stares wide eyed (aka creepily) at him.
Sally squirrel nibbles Johnny and he cries and runs away.
A clearly defined triangle in a womans crotch when she's sitting with her legs open.
Well, there goes ole' Linda there, shootin' squirrels again.
What the hell is playing the mariachi music?
That Mexican Squirrel over there.
When you cum in a girls ass and she lets it dry up in her asshole so when she shits the dry cum comes out with her shit
Me and my girl did anal last night and she did a squirrel trap
Squirrel Bait: Sinilar to dingleberries, tag nuts, clingons etc but can be used specifically to feed small woodland critters.
Aw man it was a wars zone in there. Luckily I salvaged some Squirrel Bait so I can take a little walk through the woods.