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while playing sports, when you need to shit and can't get to a toilet you shit in your jock... and then put it back on.
Chris Osgood during the winter classic 2009 got a chocolate jock surprise.
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When one's balls are covered in hot fudge and then sucked.
Bitch used all my hot fudge last night for her and Pete's tin roof surprise!
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When you perform a trust fall on a unsuspecting victim while yelling "SURPRISE TRUST FALL"
John: So how was the party man?
Dylan: Oh it was good. It was at Mikes house and we all-
John: SURPRISE TRUST FALL!
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when your mom has another kid long after she should have stopped because someone forgot to use birth control.
there's me, my sister and my surprise baby brother.
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Man on his back, woman on top straddling his body facing away from him riding his cock hard…. Oh damn, and there is the brown eye right in his face!
oh man, she gave me the Brown Eye Surprise
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the action of taking a shit in her mouth and making her throw up on her tits and then titty fuck her and cum all on her chest then spoon feed it to her
I gave her a chocolate cream surprise last night
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when you take a shit and it resembles an unborn fetus.
Teacher: Mohammed, what in the name of FUCK took you so long?
Mohammed: I had a cow patty surprise
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