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Originally used in common American/English vernacular as 'all intents and purposes' by just barely unintelligent people trying to sound as if the 'intents and purposes' surrounding them are highly important.
This phrase has since been changed to 'all intensive purposes' by people who do not listen carefully to the original phrase used in poorly written movies and who have also never seen it in print in equally poorly written books.
Also, the person listening to a speaker who says 'all intensive purposes' is likely to overlook it.
Tanar: Yeah, you're pretty much by best friend, but for all intensive purposes we'll just call it a tie between you and Kelsey.
Alyssa: Okay!
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Hooking up with someone and having sex all night long.
So where have you been?
I met this guy id seen around before but i didnt think he liked me,but he took me to his place and oh my god did he fuck me! We went all night long!
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An amazing band with an amazing singer with amazing songs... that are amazing might i add: A group of sexxi guys who formed together in 2003 to be known as today as the best band in the history of foreverness.
Melissa: "Hey Kristen! What's your favorite band?"
Kristen: "Its All Time Low. Fo'shizzleeee"
Melissa: "Oh yeah. I heard they were like really awesome!"
Kristen: "Well, you heard right my friend."
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From the song "Stairway To Heaven." There's a lady who's sure, all that glitters is gold... so, she believes a falsehood, but one that guides her nonetheless. This is a sardonic or dark spin on the age old saying that "all that is gold does not glitter."
Go to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
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A glorified mediocre North American Independent wrestling promotion with no future or anything worthwhile that you couldn't find elsewhere. Usually backed by wannabe smarks without a mite of ring knowledge who live on internet message boards. Ruled with an iron fist by the son of legendary wrestler Dusty Rhodes, Cody Rhodes, though not entirely visible on the surface, per se. While Cody is technically a minority owner, Shad Khan (the parent investor) daughter, Tony Khan, just so happens to run TNA. He also just so happens to be very tight with Cody. Nuff said. While the talent (Hangman Page, Scorpio Sky, FTR, etc.) and wrestling minds (Jim Ross, Arn Anderson, etc.) are all there, the smooth execution of all the aforementioned isn't. Bar none one of the worst, if not THE worst, Heavyweight divisions on North American soil EVER. Their current World Champion is an overhyped, reach-for-the-channel-changer, WWE reject with no credibility who has proven to be a lackluster heel from the onset of his reign. With Gallows and Anderso being recently brought into the fold and Tony Khan's expressed interest in ruining things, it's only a matter of time before it goes full 2000 WCW and 2010's TNA.
"This week All Elite Wrestling lost viewers again"
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A commonly-used idiom. When someone is "all bark and no bite," it means that he or she is either:
1. Threatening to do something to you, but is not really willing to do it.
OR
2. Acting all tough, intimidating, and agressive, but is too cowardly and chicken and/or also not strong enough to be willing to even throw one single punch at you.
This idiom is so called, because these kinds of people are likened to dogs who keep barking at you to try to make you afraid, but are actually not going to bite you.
In the projects, Jamal (who is short, skinny and kinda smart) is having a confrontation with Tyrone (who is a large and obese niggapotamus and a bit dumb as well) over a bag of crack rock and a cheap (but VERY attractive) prostitute.
Tyrone: "You gotta be kidding me, bitch! I am all jonesing for this shit right here like a kid in a candy store when all of a sudden, some rhesus monkey from down the block tries to run up my quality time!"
Jamal: "Shove a sock in it, fool! This be my quality time and I am the one who's gonna chuck it in her! Get anywhere near her and my crack rock, and you'll be lying bernie in a pool of your own blood and cellulite!"
Tyrone: "*laughs hysterically* You!? Some half pint threatening to blast a gat on me?! Where's yo gat anyway? *laughs some more* All bark and no bite! *puts on spiked brass knuckles*"
Jamal: "You one stupid ass nigga, you know! Glad I got my spazz by my side! *Jamal quickly pulls out his shotgun from underneath his trenchcoat(where Tyrone doesn't notice it) and points it at Tyrone* Now who's all bark and no bite now, BITCH!"
Tyrone: *soils his pants and runs home crying*
Jamal: *takes the crack rock*
Jamal: (to the girl) Alright baby, now let's go back to my place and hit the sack. I've got everything you want and everything you need.
Mark H. UrbanDictionary disciple since February 2004.
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mostly used when u imagine fucking a hot girl, what is the most common position u'll imagine? :D
it means the crouched position of being on hands and knees.
"I wish I could see her naked and down on all fours"
(How I met your mother)
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