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When a girl is taken on by two or more rednecks., Who also happen to be her cousins.
Amy got a country combo last night.
A man that is fancy pop glitter mixed with John Wayne. He opens doors and carries your purse, starts your car in freezing temps, with beautiful skin and calloused hands. He loves scented candles and kisses like a supernova!
I think I'm in love. He is exactly what I want. He is so Metro-country!
A internet thing where drawn humans with a flag on their face act gay AF.
Person 1: I like Country Humans
Person 2: no
When your out in the country and you realize if something happened and you called for help no one would hear it.
"Man we was out in the sticks past thorn hill so far I started to get country scared"
When you fill a cowboy hat with cum and put it on your girlfriends head and she says yee haw
Country Biggs 1: hey Billy me any margerie did that country creme last night then I have her the Swiss miss
Billy: sounds like a party to me mind if I have a taste .... yee haw
The greatest excuse known to man.
Karen: "P-Please stop beating my child with a baseball bat!"
Sigma male: "It's a free country, I can do whatever I want!"
A fine blend of processed cheese
Don’t put that country cow on yer toast