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make the man

Military - to be chosen as Supernumary (# 1) at Guard Mount.

By looking sharp and being able to answer military / job related questions presented by The Sergeant of the Guard ('The Man'), the winner not only gets excused from having to perform (tedious) Guard Duty that night, but also is awarded a 3-day pass, and a Letter of Commendation.

Smith, 'I tought your were called for guard duty today. What are you doing here in the barracks?' Did you Make the Man?

Jones, 'Yo dude, I Made the Man again.'

by I made the man May 10, 2018


man fart

A fart, oddly but usally described as a woman farting like a man, loud, smelly, and sometimes wet.

I.e. a loud fart sometimes wet.

Ex. She just had a Man Fart.

She just had her first man fart, said the woman woth hair made of old spaghetti.

by Urban2016 July 08, 2015


man-steam

Since men are unable to cry due to being so manly, the best nature could give them is steam that comes from the tear ducts.

The end of Y: The Last Man was sad and it made me man-steam.

by splendid! September 02, 2010


Man Touch

When a man physically touches another man with the intent of making the receiver uncomfortable. In some variations, a rhyme is spoken during the act:

Man Touch,
It's the touch of a man.
Man Touch,
Yes I can.
Man Touch,
Big Strong Hands.

Brendan kept giving me man touch at the party in front of all those girls. He was laughing and it was really embarrassing.

by Kevin Ross January 25, 2009


man brand

One's masculine credibility, which is enhanced or damaged by the choices that he makes.

Dude, put that Fluffy Navel down before someone sees you - you've gotta preserve your man brand.

by PremiumGuy September 09, 2010


Man Period

A man who going through a phase where he is easily emotional, irritated, horny, tired, or any mental side effects of a women’s period.

why is chris being so emotional and annoying today, he must me on his Man period.

by April 26, 2021


Paranoia Man

An extreme hypochondriac who thinks every small event could be signaling the end of the world. Wears tinfoil hats frequently and thinks swollen lymph nodes could be grave illnesses. Found frequently around the Baltic Sea, goes by the Hoss in some circles. Never go full paranoia man, could be dangerous.

Look at number 62...he got the wind knocked out of him and is going full paranoia man over the symptoms.

by Baltooo March 10, 2019