Bro im gona die fr

Use this when your friends ignore u,steal ur jokes,idk anything that makes you feel extremely sad tbh

"Yo wait im gona send that to my friend"
"HEY THAT MINE"
"Too late."
"Bro im gona die fr."

Rush to Die Phenomenon

The tendency of a government to make policies and regulations that cause people to suffer and or die in larger numbers and or sooner rather than make policies that reduce people's suffering. This issue can be seen very frequently when the government is dealing with taxation, corruption, disease outbreaks, water and air pollution caused by hazardous waste, etc.

Hugo: The government keeps raising taxes every year, even though they know that large numbers of people may be driven into homelessness and may not be able to afford the resources they need to survive. This may lead to many people enduring unnecessary suffering. Why do they keep doing this every year?
Alan: Because many of our political leaders care more about their agenda than the actual needs of the people. They could have tried to make a new revenue source that does not rely taxes to generate income to help eliminate the need to raise taxes every year, but they are lazy and argue its unnecessary; when in fact it should have been done years ago. This issue is an example of the Rush to Die Phenomenon.

Wine-or-die-tis

A disease in which my body does not turn grapes into wine. Therefore, I must take daily supplements.

I’ve got wine-or-die-tis.