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On a Donkey's Left Toe

verb;
The toe of a donkey, preferably on the left side.

I swear on a donkey's left toe that Greta left her husband for Tom.

by urstinkyunclesam March 21, 2022


Left for crown town

When u have done to many amphetamines and you feel like Superman because you can have sex for 4 hours at a time with only 30 minute breaks

Damn bro wednesday me and little bit left for crown town until mid afternoon Friday. It was freaking amazing

by Lordinvi3 May 10, 2024


Went left

The opposite of "it went right"; Circumstances were undesirable.

"My wife left me, I got fired from my job, and my cat got ran over. My life really went left"

by ajjjjjjjjjjb July 24, 2024


Lost My Left Shoulder

Use to tell someone that your father passed away.

I lost my left shoulder sorry for not replying to your text

by Ryolu April 30, 2023


Left Sock

Code word for a Cum Sock

Just dump your load in the Left Sock.

by Rusty Nails Shackleford February 10, 2022


ctrl alt left

flips your screen. dont do it unless you wanna troll someone

me: bro do ctrl alt left

friend: ok

friend: FUCK YOU

by Hehe I cheated April 5, 2021


Why isn't the left winning!?

Smug, stupid, self-righteous, preachy, dogmatic, authoritarian, obnoxious, petty, incoherent, zealous, dumb, bad... All of the things that are wrong with the religions minus the promise of magic powers and immortality.

Shit-lib "DERRRRR! DERRRRRRRRRR! WHY ISN'T THE LEFT WINNING!? WHY DOESN'T ANYONE WANT ME TO HAVE AN INCREASING AMOUNT OF CONTROL OF THEIR MINDS? DeRrRrRrRrRrR! SHIT-LIB DERRRRRRR!"

by Hym Iam April 25, 2024