toast jumpscared

When the sound of the toaster after it finishes toasting catches you by surprise

(mother) Why the fuck did you scream like that?

(son) Nothing mom, I got toast jumpscared

hipster toast

Putting random shit on toast like avocado, goat cheese, or other nasty things.

"Bro, wanna go get hipster toast" - Dude with man bun

roasted toasted

mmm toast

my dick is roasted toasted

The Toast Man

Retarded racist Polish man who uses Reddit and Discord, he has two beautiful daughters: Christine and Adama.
he's from East Poland but lives in West Poland.
if you see a Reddit user called "amon_gus_sus42069"
or
"@Toaster_brained_idiot" on discord, avoid that user.

"God dammit i hate The Toast Man he's so racist"
"kill yourself"

The One True Toast

The only toast, the one and only. Anything you originally thought was toast... is not actually toast. The only toast is the One True Toast

Joe: "Look at my toast"
Tim: "Nah m8, that isn't toast"
Joe: "What?"
Tim: "The only toast, is The One True Toast"

crow for toast

stupid, idiotic, ignorant in the ways of the "dealie"

omg this is so crow for toast! i hate it.

butch on toast

A butch lesbian that is an authority on her game work or life.

Man that butch on toast gave a superb speech at city hall last night.