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Sucking to hard on a prostitutes arse and getting shit in your mouth
Again I took the wrong turn too a bridge too far and the was no return
what anyone says when you ask if you can do some thing cool.
mom can i have beer?
i like yo cut jee.
slap.no YOUR TOO YOUNG.
To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones
"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."
When a BITCH that has big tits/ass walks by and there fits/ass look fake
Unit of time used to measure 10 minutes and 13 seconds. The reason it measures this time is due to All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault).
Jake: Hey, I'm running late by an All Too Well due to traffic.
Aleysha: Got it, I'll adjust the schedule to fit this.
Jake: thx
When you’re too drunk, and you go express idosyncrantic expressions to propogate truth
Yo i was smashed, i was talking too fast
Upon completion of receiving a luedde, the additional act or step, which includes the barber massaging the bald mans head with his testicles after they have been shaved, soaked in ice for at least 5 minutes, and then dipped in cocoa-butter to create the perfect bald mans shine.
Upon returning home from the office my wife noticed something different about me. She noticed a little extra jump in my step. She said, "you look great honey, did you happen to get the luedde too today?"