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A form of pickle that is made from leaving a cucumber in a women's vagina for 2 months.
Aye, I just bought a vagina pickle from the market!
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One who is oblivious to the looks, feels, in some cases tastes and smells of a vagina. In the sense of actual vaginal interaction. Somebody who has never seen a vagina in real life, touched a vagina in real life, gone down on a girl with a vagina in real life. Doesn't know to much about the vagina, other than the fact that girls have them.
Guy 1: "So you and your girlfriend were together all night yesterday, have you even tried to make a move dude?!"
Guy 2: "Uh, Of course I have dude! We have been together for over two months! Shit!"
Guy 1: "Oh really? So what have you done then? Have you even fingered her yet?"
Guy 2: Uh ofcourse I have! I do it all the time, especially when....when uh, she is wearin skirts! yeah."
Guy 1: "Ok bullshit! You haven't made a move have you! If you have then what does a vagina feel like?!"
Guy 2: "Uhm.... it feels like....uh.. well yuh see.....its kinda like...."
Guy 1: " I knew you! You don't even know! You are so Vagina Illiterate !"
Guy 2: " I am not Vagina Illiterate
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So would the act of overestimating the time required to complete a task is called “vagina time”. I mean… in keeping with the definition of "dick inches", vagina minutes are much longer than actual minutes!
"Honey I’ll be ready in 10 minutes”, which turns out to be a half hour - This is a perfect example of vagina minutes.
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The elite sport of Vagina Javelin that recently became the 500th event of the Olympic Games is simple, yet requires hours of hard sweaty practice. The team consists of two members, one the Fistman, the other the Flyer. The Fistman inserts his or her fist into the Flyers vagina, lifts, then using strength and propulsion, throws the Flyer of his or her arm, in a movement likened to that of regular Javelin. Like regular boring Javelin, the further away the Flyer lands from the Javelin ring, within the 29 degree sector area, the higher the team will place.
Nicole: So Aleks, how do you train to be a Flyer in Vagina Javelin?
Aleks: Well stretching is the biggest part really, i stretch for about 4 to 5 hours a day
Nicole: That must be fun. And Catherine, how did you get into Vagina Javelin?
Catherine: Well I've been Fisting Aleks for a good 2 years before the sport became official, I really helped to get it off the ground (pun intended). I really just love Fisting!
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when a man who you thought was manly does something very feminine. this, in turn, causes you to view him as on the line of being female.
dude 1: dude, steve wore a pink shirt, tight jeans and mocs today
dude 2: oh dude, on the verge of vagina.
dude 1: humanity will perish.
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A euphemism for "slut"; a girl who travels from guy to guy (or girl to girl), but is truly only valued for her genitalia; flirtatious via sexual innuendo.
Guy 1: "Hey, I saw you talking with that girl yesterday, she seemed into you."
Guy 2: "I thought so too, but she seemed to be just as interested in every other guy as the night went on. It made it apparent that she was merely a nomadic vagina, tricking me with her sexuality."
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After a woman gives birth the integrity of the vagina has been lost. The one beautiful lips of the vagina now resemble a piece of lasagna after it has been sliced and thrown on a plate; hot and nasty!
Lasagna vagina, Cafateria lasagna
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