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(Noun) An analogy to describe the look of one's Ass Hole to that of a Blue Waffle.
(Adjective) A description the feeling of disgust about another persons actions or appearance.
"I hope Brittany Spears vagina doesn't look as bad as her Ass-Waffle."
"The way that the 2012 presidential race was handled was one big Ass-Waffle."
"Saying that girl had a butterface was very considerate, saying she has one big Ass-Waffle of a face was much more true."
When you have diarrhea and shove a crispy waffle uo your ass. Then proceed to shit out the waffle. The crispy waffle will then slice up your asshole and then you proceed to bleed on the waffle. Then after you have bled on it to your desired amount you proceed to piss and cum on the waffle.
Shit for Hazelnut Spread
Blood for Strawberry Sauce
Piss for Syrup
Cum for Whipped Topping
Hey babe, I know you're having explosive diarrhea.. Wanna try making a fluid waffle?
A DP (double penetration) sex move that involves one guy on bottom, a girl in middle, and one more guy on top. Both of the guys fuck the girl at the same time until they cream pie her.
Steve left his wife after experiencing the Waffle Maker.
When one is jacking off in the shower and proceeds to shoot a hot load onto the shower floor it rolls into the drain and clogs it which then causes you to step on it thus creating a drain waffle.
Kolby stepped on his steaming load clogging the shower drain and made a drain waffle
Sticking your dick in a waffle iron and make you dick in a shape of a waffle
James: ahhhhh i got my dick stuck in a waffle iron andd it is shaped into a waffle
Jenny: hahaha your a cock waffle
When a woman sharts while receiving cunnilingus.
That woman totally gave me a hot waffle, it was delicious.