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Chiefly in British English: Masturbating with a condom on.
She flaked last minute so I ended up having a posh wank instead.
Pleasuring yourself to climax whilst your partner lays asleep next to you in bed (in the dark)
You won't believe it Raymondo, but I had a burglar wank last night and my wife didn't even stir. Came from the bottom of my bollocks mate
To masturbate while undertaking paid employment.
"Has anyone seen Charlie? "
"Yea, I think he's ducked out for a Salary Wank"
"Has anyone seen Charlie?"
"Yea...he's ducked off for a Salary Wank"
A man named Willy had the largest black hairy penis ever. Btw he is a white man
Dude did you see willy’s Wank yesterday
The strength and stamina a man gains on their dominant arm from masturbation. Also known as wank strenk.
Shit man I didn’t know u worked out.
I don’t man I got that wank strength
When working a full week so much that the thought of being friday makes you and your colleagues suffer from a compulsive will to masturbate all the day.
"Happy wanking friday fuckers !"