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such an underrated fanpage.
an amazing person, 100/10 should stan.
part of the definition is in the username.
xe is such a legend!
jennies_.wife deserves more recognition.
Wife privilege, or wife/common law or girlfriend privilege, is the personal privilege that benefits the husband from her hairdressing skills over non hairdressing experiences in some households, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstances.
Benson: Haircut? What! Everything is closed, how'd you manage that?
Hedges: Wife cut it.
Benson: Wife Privilege, whatever!
When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.
Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......
ditched a man to get that fried chicken or some shit
friend: oh hey
you: Colonel Sanders has a wife
friend: *starts crying*
tony lopezs wife is Chloe Lopez and is best friends with april kageyama!
hey do you know tony lopezs wife?
ya April kageyamas bestfreind!
Wives wear many hats and deserve to get paid. Give your wife money daily and everyone will be happier.
Happy wife, happy life. Celebrate National pay your wife day.
A partner's genitalia that a man values and cherishes, so much so that he wants to commit to a lifelong relationship.
But seriously you felt delicious.. like you have wife pussy.