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Wife

A demonic entity that keeps you from doing things you actually like and we’ll take half if not all your stuff

“Wow my ex wife took everything from me”

by The supreme maker December 28, 2022


WIFE

word i'm fucking erect

bro look at her batty, WIFE

by lk2wavyy17 February 24, 2022


Wife

The World's most Intimidating and Frightening Entity

John: "Hold on, my wife is comming!"
Mike: ".........."

by Piggy0620 May 8, 2024


yoongis wife

yoongis wife is the one and only sopecypher

the title of yoongis wife does belong to sopecypher

by sageinctrl May 13, 2022


jennies_.wife

such an underrated fanpage.

an amazing person, 100/10 should stan.

part of the definition is in the username.

xe is such a legend!

jennies_.wife deserves more recognition.

by returnofthebigtiddiegang January 2, 2021


Wife Privilege

Wife privilege, or wife/common law or girlfriend privilege, is the personal privilege that benefits the husband from her hairdressing skills over non hairdressing experiences in some households, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstances.

Benson: Haircut? What! Everything is closed, how'd you manage that?

Hedges: Wife cut it.

Benson: Wife Privilege, whatever!

by RobbieStJean May 29, 2021


wife ears

When the female in a relationship can't seem to process words coming from the man, especially as it relates to helping with small problems, easy obstacles, or ridiculously obvious.

Man 1: I suggested it would be easier to spend two minutes and drop it off at her friends place than wait for someone who's always late.
Man 2: And?
Man 1: We're still waiting here for her friend to show up and both of us are starving.
Man 2: Dude, I think your girlfriend is getting WIFE EARS......

by Mr B 61 December 3, 2015