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when two dudes get big boners then run at each other and try to spear one another. possibly considered a gay act but would be hardcore to see either ways. the first to draw blood or break the other dudes boner in half wins. a case of the limp dick will result in a disqualification
pat smith - "so i was really bored with my brother and we decided to have a session of boner jousting"
bennett - "sweet who won?"
pat- "my bro he had way more reach and slammed my face with his dick and broke my nose"
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1. A feeling so great that it is like having multiple erections at the same time.
2. A synonym for sausagefest.
3. A synonym for awesome.
Examples:
1. That BJ was sick, it was fucking Boner City last night.
2. There's no girls at this party, it's fucking Bone City in here.
3. Damn those bitches are hot, fucking Boner City
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Boner Potential or "BP" is a phrase used to describe a person who has the ability to give someone an erection.
1.) After putting on make up and a slutty outfit, Susan definitely had boner potential.
2.) Man 1: Did you see Helen today she looked so sexy.
Man 2: Oh yea, she has major boner potential!!!!!!
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when ur buddy has a chance with a super hot chick BUT she has a fat or ugly friend that will most definately cock block so u have to take one for the team {also known as wingman}.
Jason:yo I got a chance with that hot chick over there but I know her fat friend is gonna cock block me, so I need ur help.
Ed:let me guess u need my donor boner for the fatty.
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When a guy gets a boner then pokes a random person (hopefully a chick) with it
"Hey did you hear about Allen?"
"No, why?"
"He's going to boner poke Elizabeth!"
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When you are so high on drugs you get a boner on
A: "I was so high the other day I got a Stoner boner!"
B: "Did it hurt?"
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When you see something so tragic that you get the opposite of a boner.
Boner: Hot girl has a wardrobe malfunction.
Reverse boner: You catch an old fat guy in your bed masturbating while he eats a fish a jelly sandwich and laughs at you because he hacked your Xbox profile and is ruining your great Call of Duty record. And he killed your newborn and sick kitten with the bone from the chicken that you were going to eat for lunch and is using the fur as a fake mustache.
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