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The medical equivalent of telling your mum that a virus downloaded all the porn on the computer. A common excuse from (often older) men who come into the ER with something strange stuck up their butt. Sure, that lubed potato was definitely fell on by accident, Mr. Montgomery Imdefinitelynotinthecloset.
Bob: “I fell on it” again?
Reginald: Look, I’m being serious! I was in the shower and that-
Bob: -lubed shampoo bottle went up your rectum?
An excuse a toddler uses as an excuse for the fact that they are unable to read
Person 1: (types 3 sentences in response to an argument with person 2)
Person 2: goo goo ga ga mf bitch I aint reading allat 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
an excuse that a fatasses will used
person 1: (Long essay)
person 2: I aint reading allat
person 3: whos reading allat
person 1: shut the fuck up you to fatasses
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keeamalee
bitch you I r r e l e v a n t get the fuck out my face
this is the american alphabet for my 3 yr olds
The word a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z means hello
Means that someone legit are going to smoke you until he/she are dying
"Hey Haley, i will smoke ya til im dying"
Haley "sure, i can 19:00"
A person that thinks is a table like you right now when you typed "i table".
Me:hi who are you?
Table:i table