I wan anal u yes!?

x.w hope on amoguz?mn!!!????

Usanalnaleus I wan anal u yes!?

I did it because

I did a it because I liked it, hell I loved it! - The Punisher on throwing bricks and microwaved honey buns at homeless people.

I did it because I liked it!

I... what the-

When some one says random crap and it makes no dam sense

Someone:don’t you just hate it when you poop food

Me: I... what the-

i got this egg

famous quote by lee felix, rapper and dancer in kpop group stray kids.

felix: "i gOT tHiS eGg-"

chan: "oOH wHeRe diD yOu gEt yOuR eGg fRom-"

felix: "i dUnnO, iT cAmE ouTTA nOwHeRe-"

chan: "oOh *dRoPs eGg*"

felix: "yOu cRaCkEd iT- yALL hE cRaCkeD tHe eGG"

I am sorry... NOT BITCH AAHAHAHAHA

When you don't feel bad for something you did wrong.

Freind: Ow bitch you almost broke my fucking arm
Freind: oops I am sorry... NOT BITCH AAHAHAHAHA

i don't know anymore

when you wanna die

hey man what's up?
i don't know anymore

Stop i like girls

A phrase often used by closet homosexuals to maintain their facade to society.

Higher usage of the phrase is indicative of increased levels of gay.

Julien: Stop I like girls
Julien's mum: I really wished I hadn't raised a faggot