the founder of the great pickledom.
person a: i fucking love pickles
person b: ok pickle man, calm down
person a: 🥒🥒FUCK 🥒🥒🥒YOU🥒🥒I LOVE🥒🥒PICKLES🥒🥒🥒🥒
A salesman who loves to mention how well his sales are.
John has 40% of the companies sales. He won’t shut up about it. What a pickle man
Where three dudes and three women are at a function. The 3 men set off on a quest to “score.” The three man include each participant picking their target, and they talk to them in a group setting, in hopes of “rizzing up.” To hopefully get them all in bed typically in the same house tho not limited to.
Ay bro, me, Dirk, and Kenny hit the dirtiest three man of all time. Each leg hit, like a nasty parlay bro.
A night where a group of friends have to say yes to anything. It can’t be anything that would harm the person mentally or physically
Let’s have a yes man night- Jessi Smiles
When ones wearing pair of dirty knickers on his face as a mask while wanking
Look at Andy having a spider man wank daddy
A grown man who works in the shop and save deli just to support his sorry excuse for a family. He will have a son who bitches and complains about any ailment on the United States. His daughter will like colored folk, especially those who are unemployed since this trait runs in the family. This man will also eventually quit his job and choose to live in poverty.
Customer: Can I please have 2 pounds of jumbo
Meat Man Miller: Take whatever you'd like I hate my job and my family. My daughter likes colored folk and my son basically has a vagina. Poverty is the life for me.
that’s what i am. it’s what we all should be.
inoccent farm man. yes. yes. mmm.