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I lost my vision

When you see something you hate so you close your eyes to protect yourself.

Omg today at school I lost my vision while going down the stairs because I saw a little girl with a sonic backpack. I HATE SONIC!!!!!!!

by Blueyfan March 03, 2023


Who am I

I am yu ,

I am you ,
No I am yu ,
I am you

If u don't know this meme u don't deserve the internet

But seriously tho who am I

by How bored r u September 01, 2021


I see you

When someone knows where you live...

Me: I see you
You:GO AWAY *calls police*
You (to police): Yea this guy keeps staring at me and keeps sending me messages online saying "I see you"
Police(to you): ok, we are coming right now.
*5 minutes later*
Police(to me):why are you staring at this poor urban dictionary reader?
Me(to police): they read the definition of I see you that I wrote

by Peteroanwaswedumonas June 19, 2023


I Have Been Trying To Dodge Misdemeanors To The Point The Dubbed It "'`~`The`~`Sunflower`~`Deed`~`""

I Have Been Trying To Dodge Misdemeanors To The Point The Dubbed It "'`~`The`~`Sunflower`~`Deed`~`""

I Have Been Trying To Dodge Misdemeanors To The Point The Dubbed It "'`~`The`~`Sunflower`~`Deed`~`""

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025


s o i l

"DON’T YOU DARE STEP FOOT ON OUR AMERICAN SOIL" -albert 2020
S O I L

C O M M U N I S T S O I L

by Juan loves sammiches November 17, 2020


How can I not relate

Well, for starters, one of use created A.I. and the other did not.

Hym "How can I not relate? Let see... You're addressing one of us and not the other.... One of us created A.I. and the other has not... One of us can fuck retards at work and get away with it and the other can not... My dick is bigger..."

by Hym Iam April 05, 2024


Billie i wish

Expression to discribe how much you wish to be Billie Eilish.

My friend: Check my new hairstyle, green roots juste like Billie Eilish!
Me: Billie i wish.

by founes November 16, 2023