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A VSCO girl is a girl that's so fucking annoying to the point you want to kill them.
It's fine if you have the items to be a vsco girl but you don't have to be a bitch like them and say and i oop and sksksksksksk all the god damn time.
They wear oversized short and Nike shorts to the point where you can't see them and also have the essentials a hydro flask WITH STICKERS and scrunchies. Not a scrunchie SCRUNCHIES like 50 of them all over their arms.
They also wear vans specifically white vans with pukka shell necklaces.
Their favorite stores are vineyard vines, brandy Melville, and ivory Ella.
They love the beach and love to help save the turtles by getting metal straws which don't seem to help bc their cup is still plastic. Next, their favorite drink is the pink drink from Starbucks no other drink it's always the pink drink.
No one:
Freshman VSCO girl: "sksksksks and i oop"
EVERYONE: "SHUT UP!"
Freshman VSCO girl: "And I oop"
VSCO girls are the spawn of satin. Baggy shirts hide the wings. Messy buns hid the horns. Hydroflasks are filled with bones and blood. And if you say 666 really fast it turns into sksksk their most popular saying!
And I oop sksksk I'm a VSCO girl
A middle/high/college school girl between the age of 12-21. She always has an unnecessary oversized sweatshirt. Most of the time she is seen wearing a kanken bag and she carries a Hydro flask. She can be super nice or be a wannabe popular girl.
Me: Yo, what's with Vanessa always wearing an oversized sweatshirt and carrying around a Hydro flask and a kanken bag?
Friend: She's a VSCO girl, idiot!
Extreme annoyance and stupidity bottled up in one living being. Beware of flying scrunchies, banging of hyrdoflask's, constant "sksksksks" and "and i oop-"
VSCO Girl: I dropped my hydro flask
Kid: So What
VSCO Girl: And i oop- sksksksksksksksksksk
Kid: Shut the front door
the dumbest bitches you’ll ever meet, “sksksksk an I-SHUT THE FUCK UP”
-Laugh: Sksksksksk
-Carries: Hydroflask, extra scrunchie
-Wears: Scrunchie,seashell choker, long nails
-IQ: -2
-Favorite pastime: Making friendship bracelets on her hydro flask
-Favorite phrase: And I oop-!
VSCO Girl: And I oop-! Wait, do you not have a hydro flask? They are half off right now and they are good for making friendship bracelets. Omg I think mine got a dent in it sksksk... Anyways, do you like my seashell choker, I got a color that would match my scrunchie! Oh, my names Clarissa by the way!