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Henchman- Boss, I have bad news.
Five minutes later-
*repeated gunshots*
I promise you means you love someone pore that loves bounds and that they are a promise of yours you will never break
"I promise you" says person one "I promise you too" says person two
I promise you means that you love a person beyond loves bounds and ther are a promise you'll have too keep
"I promise you" says person one "I promise you too" says person two
That kid that everyone thinks is secretly gay. He vapes in Travis’s class just to look cool. He also has blonde highlights to be trendy but then realized how queer it looked after getting them done. His best friends are Joway and Savannah and he juuls everywhere he goes just to look cool.
Me: Hey i-shan, can I hit your juul bro, just one hit bro? Come on man!
You: Gimme a sec man, I need to take a shit.
A meme song people use on shitposts
Dude 1: I just lost my dawg and my brother told me how to chase the bag
Dude 2: Are you retarted
When you go on the toilet for an exciting event
I'll tell you when i did a poo in 363 secods