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When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.
Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
What your "friend" says when he is just blazed
*robot unicorn attack playing in background* "Eagle Man Baby Sauce" {friend} What? {you}
A type of man that is "yummy" to look at.
that guy right there is a man meal;mmmm
Why is this a serious conversation that is being had. YOU KNOW they are taking the fact that it's a hypothetical and choosing the worng answer deliberately as a part of a broader effort to demonize men.
Hym "The Bear vs Man discussion is completely disingenuous. You have the idiots saying that they would choose the bear (which is obviously a part of a broader trend of male demonization) and then you have the absolute fucking retards taking them seriously. As though it's some window into the female mind. No. You're not uncovering some profound truth about female psychology. 'You see how women don't understand that ACTUALLY... Bears are ACTUALLY more dangerous than men?' THEY DON'T CARE! IT ISN'T AN ACTUAL RISK ANALYSIS THAT THEY ARE DOING THERE FUCK-FACE! IN THE SAME WAY THEY AREN'T DOING SOME SORT OF COMPETENCE ASSESSMENT WHEN THEY ARE DECIDING WHO TO FUCK. God you motherfuckers are stupid!"
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the definition of a half human half frog aka iran
you are a frog man
A Person who suffers from severe anger and depressive thoughts. This person typically gets upset for no reason and over little things because he has a shrimp wee wee
Dont be Frog Man
This is for the mcyt fans out there : )
This is a nickname for a twitch streamer/ youtuber. He plays bedwars a lot. why we call him Frog Man is because his minecraft skin has a frog theme and his channel banner on twitch AND youtube is a frog!
"hey dude do you know who frog man is" "no" "YOU WANNA TOUCH THE DUMPY"