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Where a male cums in a girls vagina after sex, then the girl doesn’t clean out her vagina goes home to her boyfriend. The when her boyfriend/husband/fiancé fucks he is surprised by the jack in the girl.
Resuev dumped Lana after finding Adrian’s jack in a girl.
A girl that:
- Either frequently shops or (more likely) works, at Typo.
- Has an alt/punk aesthetic.
- Almost definitely owns a pair of Doc Martens.
- Thinks she's the main character in a YA novel.
- Will describe multiple normal behaviours as "red flags" but will then go after someone with real red flags.
"Did you go on a second date with jenny?"
"Nah she was too much of a Typo Girl for my liking."
some of the finest females you’ll ever meet that are completely clueless to you liking them.
“hey i kinda like this girl…”
“oh what’s her name?”
“jasmine.”
“oh don’t go after her.”
“why not?”
“because girls with j names take forever to realize you like them.”
a south korean girl group member, lee mijoo wore cat ears during one of her performances and got many attention from knetizens
omg the girl with the cat ears is so extra!
Its those annoying fuckers, and I know you know exactly who I'm talking about, that are all like "OMG I went to a Steve Lacy concert!!!" when nobody gives a fat, flying, fuck. Literally everything that comes out of their mouth or goes on social media is about where they or someone was, what they or someone was wearing, and who is friends with who. And I guarantee you... Nobody. Fucking. Cares. They are the most soulless, brain-dead bastards and also my main argument for another genocide. I could walk into an Afghan concubine and find more personality than an entire stadium of these mentally handicapped fatherless children.
Devin: "What the fuck is on Norah's story? All this girl Emily did was pour some water out of her hydroflask on to the floor."
Jay: "I know, they're just some retarded OMG Girls. They're all made like clones."
It means that a male is a closet gay or has female qualities
Even though he tried to hide it he got a little girl in him. You can see his female traits
A guy who will go from girl to girl and not even care. He will say he loves her a lot and make her feel happy then he blows her off and says he likes a another girl, and sometimes he will go back to the same girl. And girls are all he cares about! Also when he's not dating anyone he will find a way to date someone by telling them he loves them and making them feel happy! Then they will date and he'll break up with them like right after! So ladies if someone says they love you and then you start noticing that there not talking to you as much or their kinda ignoring you just save your self the trouble and dump them because no one should ever have to go through that!!! Leave those dumb girl desperate lovers alone!!!
An example of this
Guy- "I love her so much"
* About a week later*
Guy- "nah she's way cuter"
Girl desperate "guys only caring about girls and that's it"